Subject: Fw: Mototaka Shito is following you on Twitter! 
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27 at 1:57 PM


[Form letter from Twitter]

A letter to the American Ambassador

Subject: I'm kinda sneezing

To: Rick

From: Yuriko

Sun, Mar 27 at 1:56 PM

When I wrote on Twitter
I got an email
If I read it
I'll forward it

I wrote a letter
To the American ambassador
In Japan, but

Japanese people look young, so
What do you think about that?
That's what
I wrote

A small world

Subject: Are you watching TV?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27, 12:27 PM

My trouble ex-boyfriend Higeyoshi is at
A Radiation Research Laboratory in Chiba Prefecture,
Higeyoshi is a doctor specializing in radiation

The director was my superior when I worked at the Science and Technology Agency,
And he was like my older brother

When I was chosen to work for the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, Mr. Tamura gave me some wine
And
He helped me when there was trouble in the workplace, his specialty was fusion and plutonium
The three of us get along at work

I don't know a lot of people!

In the freezer

Subject: The truth is, my freezer is really full so...if I don't eat, it'll be horrible! The door won't shut!

To: Rick

From: Yuriko

Sat, Mar. 26 at 10:02 PM

The meat is
Beef
Pork
Chicken
It's all here!
Before
I even bought bacon


Also curry
Also meat sauce
Things I can make


Because I bought
Fried fish before

There are even other things...

The meat

Subject: I'm tired of Gyoza and Shumai. I don't want to eat them
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 9:48 PM

I'll eat the meat in the freezer

Don't

Subject: Don't read my emails, it makes me sneeze
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 9:03 PM

It's okay

Subject: It's okay to not read my emails
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 5:01 PM

They must be punished

Subject: Of course, I'm no good
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 12:16 AM

This morning, I dreamed I went back to the world after death
It comforted me

Because I am actually a dead human

That is
Because my life was extended
I always
Even now
Cannot consent

Because I have not love and marriage
I have karma in exchange for love and marriage⇒I have been given homework
That's why
I had Sex

This time,
The debt
The personal bankruptcy
The earthquake
The water
I'm
tired
Rick's Shikoku
The telephone call with Becky was really a shock
Sneeze cough
Things are destroyed
In the middle of the night, things with Rick
Are
Tiring


Things with Higeyoshi
Things with Yoshitake
Things with the Prime Minister
Are things that cannot be forgiven
So, they must be punished

The four reactors at Toden may explode

Things said to Jacob

Subject: Things said to Jacob
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Fri, Mar 25 at 11:16 PM

After Rick went back to America
I worried, so I contacted Jacob

After that
Your fuck-buddie Becky
Called my cell phone
We talked about things
For Rick, if there's no Sex
He won't even think of marriage
So
I'm not having sex with Rick


I told Jacob
I am not
Dating
Rick


If Rick won't think about marriage if there's no sex,
I won't have sex with Rick
So
No matter who I have sex with
It's nothing to do with Rick

Therefore
Rich should not concern himself
With my Sex


Consequently
Don't bother
Reading my emails

If you understand

Subject: If you understand, it's fine
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Fri, Mar 25 at 2:22 PM

WTF?

Subject: What? What is it?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Fri, Mar 25, at 2:19 PM

It's just an email about plum wine!

Hey, you're at work!
Do your job

Got it?

Plum Wine

Subject: I made plum wine
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Fri, Mar 25 at 1:49 PM

I made plum wine for the first time
But
Anyone can make it
So
Rick, who can cook, can even make it in America!

At your job

Subject: Tired
To: Rick 
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 31 at 5:25 AM

Goodnight
Rick
Work hard
At your job

Kyu Yoshitake

Subject: If you're going to destroy things, please do it to Kyu Yoshitake
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24, at 11:15 PM

He's the reason my love and marriage and job are all blocked.

My karma

Subject: I think the earthquake made the Earth scream a little
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24, 9:25 PM

Nostrodamus' prophecies
Are not yet
Come to completion
And
That's just
What I think


My personal, original karma is
Finishing

It's just
I, love and marriage
Were not my karma
That's all


Because I am working for the sake of other people
Suicide is unforgivable
A living hell
The living world
Not going to it
Is not allowed



From now on
In exchange for love and marriage
My karma will dry up and
I will become only unconsciousness

Rick has psychic powers
More powerful than me
I can only receive
I'm just
Tired

My kettle

Subject: You broke my kettle, didn't you?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24 at 4:28 PM

Jeeze!
Again, money is...

It's easier to get a man who's free

Subject: I just ate

To: Rick

From: Yuriko

Thu, Mar 24 at 3:23 PM

What?

Spaghetti with meat sauce

Egg sandwich

Tangerine

Rice crackers

That's what I ate.

A diet?

I'm on one!

I just sneezed a bunch of times

During work

I'm not busy at all.

When there is a woman

It's busy

Because there hasn't been a sneeze

Yesterday, I was, in the the rain

So

I caught a cold

So

I took medicine and took care of myself

Because even when I mail Rick

There is no reply

There are times I think "am I a freak or something?"

Stalker?

Is

Not in my nature

So, that's not it

Why?

Men who have Sex with other women

Like those women more than me

So

Even if I chase after 

It means nothing

To the contrary

It's easier to get a man who's free

The reason is, that woman won't want to break up and will fight back

It's strange!

Because Rick is different from normal people

I worry!

There is communication

You're not separated

So it seems

Something is there

Something cannot be erased

I sneeze

I cough

Things disappear

Give me back my flashlight!

I need it back now!

So

I'm in trouble

What should I do?

I don't understand

Recently

It's like

Rick is near me

This presence

Has been here since February

I just sneezed now

Are you listening?

Ugh, c'mon.

Twilight

Maybe

Edward and

Even and

Larry

Are cool, but

They're not for me...

French films are black and white so

The first Beauty and the Beast

Is

Old, but

It moved me.

Maybe it's from Rick's grandfather's time?

Tired, but

Subject: I'm tired   But   Because there are earthquakes...
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24 at 2:00 AM

Weird

Subject: It's cold, isn't it?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24 at 1:41 AM

When Rick reads my mails everyday
I have a weird feeling

What?

Subject: Whaaaaat?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24 at 1:27 AM

Are you?

Subject: I sneezed, but
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24 at 12:26 AM

Are you reading my emails?

Bad for their bodies

Subject: I think Japan's earthquakes are necessary for the maintainence of its islands
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Wed, Mar 23 at 11:16 PM

My baby, my pet cat Aika drank a lot of water, water from the supermarket
Because it's good for cats' bodies
I went to buy
Water from the supermarket at night

And also
I also have Aquarius from when I did sports, so I'm okay for now

Today, I bought some water for an acquaintance's granddaughter but
At first, they asked me to but
Afterwards, they didn't need it
And they canceled on me
So
I bought water but
They said
They don't need it so

I'm now not able to go to Itsukushima Shrine
Or Ise Shrine

Earthquakes are
Hard on island's bodies
Their position changed just a little
That's
What I think

But
If I don't stop
Using money
I can't get
A passport

More, a lot more

Subject: Are you worried about me? I sneezed but...
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Wed, Mar 23 at 8:53 PM
If you're worrying
do it
more, a lot more!

Because before, I was
worried enough to die

If it's love

Subject: Ri-chan, welcome home   I just sneezed but...it must be because you're worried about me
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Wed, Mar 23 at 5:50 PM
If the reason you're worried about me is love
I will certainly be exteremely happy?
Tokyo's
water has been contaminated

Nuclear Iodine

Subject: [None]
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 11:14 PM

http://www.weblio.jp/content/%E6%94%BE%E5%B0%84%E6%80%A7%E3%83%A8%E3%82%A6%E7%B4%A0

Will not, cannot lose

Subject: The Minister of Posts and Telecommunication⇒Is the Minister of Internal Affairs and Communication's superior, Yoshitake Hisashi
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tue, Mar 22, at 10:32 PM
When he was the Minister of Internal Affairs and Communications
There was an earthquake while he was at work
At that time, for me
It was best to get news from the radio

Minister Yoshitake chose
Computers
The answer was TV

So
Radio disappeared
From cellphones, but

Now, because radio is important
If Minister Yoshitake
Was American
He'd be about the same
As
Someone from Harvard Law School

I don't understand Pennsylvania's graduate schools
And among philosophers, I only know Rick

My high school
Was a trade school
Also, my junior high school

But I will not, cannot lose
To Yoshitake or Higeyoshi

Love and Radiation

Subject: Is it radiation?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tue, Mar 22 at 10:06 PM
When the nuclear power plant in Fukushima Prefecture
Had trouble
I had a nosebleed
After that
I washed my face in the sink
Some skin on my face came off
So
I wrote about very important email
About Rick and his friend
Going back to America

If Rick and Jacob
Are in Asia
When they have Sex
Even if they come
The radiation will kill their sperm
They will not be able to become
Fathers

Time Period

Subject: I sneezed!
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tue, Mar 22 at 9:57 PM
What is it?
This period of time
Is the period of time you want to have Sex, isn't it?
You don't have to
Read my emails

Is it okay?

Subject: Is it okay to look at emails at work?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tue, Mar 22, at 3:07 PM

The Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications

Subject: By order of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, cellphones will not connect
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tue, Mar 22, at 2:36 PM

I just did a test with my two cellphones
From SoftBank to SoftBank is ON LINE but

From SoftBank to AU
is OFF LINE

This earthquake is annoying

Worrying

Subject: Good morning
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tue, Mar 22, at 1:16 PM

I'm tired of Gyouza
So
I bought Shumai, but
I can't learn to like them
Because I hate Chinese food
Sorry
I don't want to eat them


Right now, I'm worrying about Olive Oil
I always get the Italian stuff, but because the Spanish stuff is cheaper, I'm worrying


Because of the earthquake, I'm stressed, and I used my money
So
I'm not able to go to Ituskuhima Shrine

Right now, I don't have a passport, so I want to get a passport
But
Since I don't have the money to go overseas I don't need one
But
I want one, so I worry

･Should I buy a bicycle or
･Should I get a passport or
･Should I buy a gas grill or
･Should I go to Ise Shrine or
･Should I go to Inrai Shrine or
･Should I use it for my job or
I'm worried

After I sent Rick an email
When Rick reads my emails, I sneeze
But?

Are you doing something to my emails?

Perhaps

Subject: Are you asleep? Awake?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tue, Mar 22, at 2:24 AM

My thoughts of Rick are painful in my heart
But

Soon
Because I'm tired
I will sleep

When I sleep, perhaps I will go to meet Rick

Tired and Sleepy

Subject: Tired and sleepy
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 21, at 4:00 AM

Once I go to the restroom
It's goodnight

Sneeze

Subject: Sneeze
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 21, at 3:58 AM

That's kind of...

Subject: It's over
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 21 at 3:31 AM

Ultimately,
Bella didn't become a vampire
And it ended
That's kind of...
boring

The battle between Vampire and Werewolf
Was thrilling
Larry's performance was great
Alice's boyfriend was super-cool

Which Team?

Subject: It must be nice
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 21 at 1:02 AM

Edward is also cool
Jacob is also cool

Relax

Subject: I sneezed   Are you awake?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 21 at 12:58 AM

Even though it would be nice to relax.

Twilight

Subject: I am watching Twilight 3
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 21 at 12:43 AM

Edward's eyelashes are longer than Bella's
⇒That is all!

Higeyoshi

Subject: Higeyoshi is in Fukushima Prefecture, so he was hit by the earthquake. So perhaps now Higeyoshi understands why I said NO when he said he wanted to have Sex

To: Rick 
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 20, at 10:53 PM

Whoo-Hoo!

Subject: Horray! I can finally watch Twilight 3!

To: Rick 

From: Yuriko

Sun, Mar 20, at 9:21 PM

 

Now, I'm renting a movie at TSUTAYA

So

After I eat dinner

I can watch it Whoo-hoo I'm happy

Rickyuriko

Subject: [None]
To: Jacob
From: Yuriko
03/20 00:40

Japan's radiation is also dangerous for Asia. America is safe: Please tell this to Rickyuriko   matagata

Radiology

Subject: Comprehensive Radiology Research Center hou sha sen igaku sougou kenkyujyo
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 20, 2011 at 1:18 AM

This is a scientific technique center
Where there is a Higeyoshi

At one of my jobs
There's a Higeyoshi

You can't see radiation
But, its destructive power can even destroy Space
So
Rick and Jacob
Must return to America

If I had money, I would go to London

Not Allowed (2)

Subject: You must go home to America
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 20, at 12:59 AM
If Rick wants to become a father
He must go home to America

Japan's earthquake is something natural
But, the radiation is different

Right now, south-east asia is dangerous
You are not allowed be there.

A Waste of Time

Subject: I'm sick   of eating!
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 19 at 6:39 PM
After the earthquake
I stopped eating rice because it uses water

I ate spaghetti
sick
of it

So then
I ate bread
sick
of it

Eating is
a waste of time

Carpenter

Subject: Ah~  I want Rick to work as a carpenter!
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 19 at 6:35 PM

Lonley~~

Subject: When Rick isn't here I'm lonely~~
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 19 at 5:43 PM
But
My sneezing has stopped.

I sneezed!

Subject: I sneezed!
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Saturday, Mar 19 at 2:06 PM

Passport

Subject: My passport has expired...A new passport might be impossible,
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Saturday, Mar 19 at 1:17 PM

No Money

Subject: I have no money because of the earthquake, so I can't go to Ise Temple, Inari Temple, or Itsukushima Shrine
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Saturday, Mar 19 at 1:13 PM

Equinox

Subject: What? Because I just sneezed... Perhaps I've just been bombed by radiation? Perhaps it's another cold?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, Mar 18 at 1:34 PM

I think maybe it's a rumor in Rick's time zone!

It happened at about noon
I'm going to eat now
I'm going to eat spaghetti with oysters from Kumamoto Prefecture.
They're so big!

I want to go to Okinawa's Okuma
I want to swim!

I've been to Okuma one time before.

The ocean was beautiful

Sorry...
There's a ceremony for the equinox at the temple from 2 o'clock

[Attached: 1 photo, oysters]
[Attached: 1 photo, oyster spaghetti]

But...

Subject: I sneezed before...and...now
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, Mar 18 at 2:12 AM

I want to meet with Rick   but
I want to talk to Rick   but
I want to hear Rick's voice but
I am immature
So
Rick does not notice

Because Japan is dangerous
Foreigners should not come here

Rick, you must become
happy

Are You Awake?

Subject: Why? Are you awake? Shouldn't you go to bed soon?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Wednsday, Mar 16, at 2:50 AM

Itsukushi Shrine

Subject: I used all my money because of the earthquake
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Wednsday, Mar 16, at 2:19 AM

Going to Itsukushi Shrine is now impossible.

If I stopped
These emails
To Rick

What would Rick
Do about me?

Domestically Produced

Subject: Earthquake (earthquake)
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Tuesday, March 15 at  1:18 PM

Because of the earthquake (earthquake)
There isn't much toilet paper
When I went to the supermarket
They were out
But
Eh, something will turn up

It'll come from places that Rick likes, like Fukuoka Prefecture or Shikoku Prefecture or Okinawa Prefecture, right?
In Japan, 80% comes from other countries.

Out of Place

Subject: I sneezed
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Monday, March 14 at 1:47 AM

I just now arrived home
Because of the earthquake, the lock on my front door
Is out of place, so
It needs to be fixed

Before,
I did my shopping at a convinience store
Outside the store I ate an Imuraya meat-bun
And now I'm eating oden.

A diet?
Of course I'm dieting!
Cake is not something
I eat every day.

What's Wrong?

Subject: I sneezed! What's wrong? I'm out of the house right now
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sunday, March 13 at 11:52 PM

Also, Chicken

Subject: Yesterday when I was at the register at the supermarket, there was a white man in the next lane buying water and potato chips, so I asked him "How was the earthquke?" but he didn't understand Japanese, so I exitedly asked him in English, but it didn't work, so...etc.
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sunday, March 13 at 9:40 PM

All Japanese people are stocking up!
I bought 4 months' worth of rice
And also
I bought chicken

Oita Prefecture

Subject: Does Mr. Jacob live in Takenaka City in Oita Prefecture?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sunday, March 13 at 9:24 PM

I was worried and forgot
It's far away from Miyagi Prefecture, right?

Sneezed

Subject: I'm at the supermarket now
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sunday, March 13 at 9:22 PM

I sneezed.

Let Them Eat Cake

Subject: Did you talk with your friend in Japan ?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sunday, March 13 at 8:16 PM

Since there was an earthquake
Was Rick able to talk to his friend in Japan?

I was contacted by all of my loved ones
Today, my sisiter Kakio and I
Were able to meet!
We listened to classical music
Went shopping
And parted.
Now, I'm at Fujiya
And I'm also eating cake
I ate about six pieces in 30 minutes, now I ate my eighth
Because you can stay for one hour.
Even though it's all-you-can-eat,
Because I ate too much,
My stomach can't take anymore.
So
I don't believe I can eat 10 pieces
But
I want to
But
I'm tired
If I keep emailing, I won't have enough time.

I had a talking for safe by after the earthquake with my friends Nakio and ･･･

Your Friend

Subject: Rick, were you able to talk to your friend Jacob?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sunday, March 13 at 1:30 AM

Safe in Korea

Subject: Rick, you're safe from the earthquake? Because it seems you're still in Korea

To: Rick

From: Yuriko
Saturday, March 12 at 2:54 AM

Handsome and Beautiful

Subject: If I call from AU now, it won't connect. If I called from SoftBank, it would even connect to washinton.DC.
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Saturday, March 12 at 1:36 AM

I didn't die in the earthquake because I'm ugly   Oh, what a shock!

Because Rick is not handsome
Like me, he won't die

Death is for
Handsome and beautiful only

Ugly Doesn't Die

Subject: Things fell down in the earthquake
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, March 11 at 11:13 PM

Things fell down   and broke

Now I must buy replacements

Beautiful women die young
But
Ugly women don't die
Because I'm ugly
I'm alive
So
That's too bad.

[Attached: 1 photo, broken television on a futon]
[Attached: 1 photo, broken lamp on a futon]

Today's Earthquake

Subject: [None]
To: Jacob
From: Yuriko
3/11 22:52

I emailed Rick about today's earthquake.

No Reply

Subject: I emailed him because there was an earthquake, but there's no reply from Jacob
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, March 11 at 10:47 PM

If you've had some sort of trouble, please contact me.

-Matagata Yuriko

Some Sort of Trouble

Subject: [None]
To: Jacob
From: Yuriko
03/11 22:44

If you've had some sort of trouble, please contact me.

-Matagata Yuriko

Out of Service

Subject: By cellphone
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, March 11 at 4:15 PM

Right now, only Docomo will connect   All others are out of service.

Is Jacob Okay? (3)

Subject: [None]
To: Jacob
From: Yuriko
03/11 16:13

I'm emailing because there was an earthquake. Is Jacob okay? If anything has happened, please contact Matagata Yuriko.

M8.4

Subject: The earthquake was an 8.4 on the richter scale in Miyagi Prefecture
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, March 11 at 4:05 PM

Rick's Friend

Subject: I called Rick's friend's cellphone, but I wasn't able to reach him. Sorry!
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, March 11 at 3:35 PM

Mr. Jacob

Subject: I can't contact Mr. Jacob
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, March 11 at 3:23 PM

My cellphone can't get a signal.

I can not to get to on line yet in Tokoy f

Is Jacob Okay? (2)

Subject: [None]

To: Jacob

From: Yuriko

03/11 15:19

 

I'm emailing because there was an earthquake. Is Jacob okay? If anything has happened, please contact Matagata Yuriko.

Is Jacob Okay?

Subject: [None]

To: Jacob

From: Yuriko

03/11 15:16

 

I'm emailing because there was an earthquake. Is Jacob okay? If anything has happened, please contact Matagata Yuriko.

 

An Earthquake (2)

Subject: An Earthquake
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, March 11 at 3:04 PM

[Attached: 1 photo, heavily blurred]
[Attached: 1 photo of the inside of a building]

An Earthquake

Subject: An Earthquake
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Friday, March 11 at 2:48

\17,000 X 2 = \34,000

Subject: Rick   Why were you a conductor?
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Thursday, March 10 at 8:29 PM

Rick,
\17,000 X 2 = \34,000
You understand what this is, right?
Why was it?

Plum Blossoms and a Shrine

Subject: Welcome Home
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Thursday, March 10 at 5:08 PM

[Attached: 2 photos of plum blossoms]
[Attached: 1 photo of the inside of a shrine]

Feeling Tired

Subject: I feel that Rick still hasn't gone to bed now
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Thursday, March 10 at 5:13 AM

Sometimes, when I'm feeling tired
I suddenly don't feel tired
Can't sleep

At those times
I can always feel Rick

The Crown Prince

Subject: Today, I saw on the news that the Crown Prince of England saw his girlfriend in her underwear, so he suddenly approached her and...
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Wednsday, March 9 at 10:55 PM

It seems that the crown prince saw his girlfriend in her underwear and approached her...
Because he wanted Sex
He approached, perhaps,
So
I thought.

I have a picture of myself in a swimsuit from my trip overseas, but...

Next week on TV, there will be a 66-year-old woman who gave birth, but
That's just something from overseas, right?



If I keep on
Sending Rick emails
Is that okay?

The Simple Type

Subject: My luggage is not 20KG yet   What else should I pack?
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Wednsday, March 9 at 9:05 PM

Suit
Kimono
Bag
Eating utensils
Etc.
When Rick was in Japan, his room was full of things
Or
So I think
But
I'm the simple type.

What It Means

Subject: Dose Rick get to a fun by my mails?
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Wednsday, March 9 at 7:53 PM

I don't understand.

Rick isn't compatible with me ⇒ Or rather, even though he's decided we're not compatible...

Why?
The emails I send
Does Rick read them
Does he receive them?

I don't understand what it means.

It Got Better!

Subject: My back hurt, but it got better!
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Wednsday, March 9 at 4:41 PM

In a Bad Mood

Subject: Welcome home
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Wednsday, March 09 at 4:40 PM

Today, Rick seems to be in a bad mood, but...

Why?

Not Allowed

Subject: I understand Rick's feelings So I am extremely pained and sorrowful
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Tuesday, March 8 at 11:54 PM

Rick is   not allowed   to do the impossible.

Einstien's Theory of Relativity

Subject: I haven't sneezed...Have I hurt Rick's feelings? I'm sorry.
From: Yuriko
To: Rick
Tuesday, March 8 at 11:15 PM

Some philosopher on TV was commenting on this, but...

I am trading one individual life for the happiness of all people.

That is sound logic.
Moreover,
It is Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

In other words,
This world is just
Adding, joining, plus, minus, zero
It's
Only