Heeeeeey~

Subject: Heeeeeey~ Are you awake? Why don't you sleep?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 2:45 PM

I can't sleep
I'm awake

Rick Approves

Subject: I sneezed, but...?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 1:08 PM

Are you still awake?

Why? You're not gonna sleep?

Isn't that strange?

I just drank some plum wine

Maybe

Rick will approve

Or so I think!

I, now, once I have washed the cup

In a bit

I will sleep

When I eat meat

I get tired

I'm worried!

Three Sixths of the Bread

Subject: I just sneezed a little while ago!
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 10:07 AM

Shut up!

Rick! You bastard!

You're not my lover and (Rick cheated on me with Becky, so I dumped him)

You're not my husband

Even though

Why?

Are you controlling me?

Beef?

I ate all of

The meat I bought tonight

I ate 3/6ths of the bread

I ate too much!

I feel sick!

Idiot!, Idiot!, Idiot!

Twitter?

I forgot to post

The text I got just now

Is from Yoshitake's subordinate so

I'm not interested

It's just

I don't understand Twitter

So

I just want to understand it

Rick

I? Cheating? I'm not!

Jacob?

He translates for me and Rick so

He is Rick's older twin!

It's scary!

Best friend?

Because of the earthquake

He has not contacted me!

So? What?

The feeling of love? There is none!

My best friend is my father

So

If I married Rick

I will make him happy!

No Diet

Subject: Huh, was I just imagining it? I sneezed, didn't I?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko

Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 3:24 AM

Late last night

And

Today,

I called the local disaster prevention office

And

The Prime Minister's residence

Because the citizens support the Prime Minister⇒ The Cabinet = The people at my old office

I spoke about

The supermarket's employees

And

The customer's

Conversations
The people shopping

Were stressed

Buying emergency supplies

Without meaning, so

I called

I think the cause was Ms. Lien-Fang

Therefore

I talked with them at the right time

Because I had, a cold, in the rain

These deep worries

Are for Rick

I'm too fat

For skirts and pants

I can't get in them

So

I must diet

I can't not diet

Well

There's no diet for your breasts so

I'm worried!

Subject: <3 Why are you angry?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 3:04 AM

Welcome back, Rick

Subject: The supermarket's water machine is broken, so I can't buy water
To: Rick
From:Yuriko

Sun, Mar 27, 2011 at 7:11 AM

What to do?

Subject: What should I do? All of this ground beef and pork! 
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27, 2011 at 6:50 AM

What indeed?
I went to the supermarket
I felt like I needed to sneeze
I felt Rick nearby
I planned to just buy pizza but
I went and bought a lot

Cabbage
Beef and pork ground meat
Cucumbers
Is
This is
Rick, isn't it!

Powdered Milk

Subject: I just need water for powdered milk
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27, 2011 at 5:33 AM

Got Water?

Subject: Now, there is, no reason, to buy water. I am 46 years old, I am not pregnant, I do not have a baby, so I don't need it.
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27 2011 at 5:32 AM