Subject: Fw: Mototaka Shito is following you on Twitter! 
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27 at 1:57 PM


[Form letter from Twitter]

A letter to the American Ambassador

Subject: I'm kinda sneezing

To: Rick

From: Yuriko

Sun, Mar 27 at 1:56 PM

When I wrote on Twitter
I got an email
If I read it
I'll forward it

I wrote a letter
To the American ambassador
In Japan, but

Japanese people look young, so
What do you think about that?
That's what
I wrote

A small world

Subject: Are you watching TV?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27, 12:27 PM

My trouble ex-boyfriend Higeyoshi is at
A Radiation Research Laboratory in Chiba Prefecture,
Higeyoshi is a doctor specializing in radiation

The director was my superior when I worked at the Science and Technology Agency,
And he was like my older brother

When I was chosen to work for the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, Mr. Tamura gave me some wine
And
He helped me when there was trouble in the workplace, his specialty was fusion and plutonium
The three of us get along at work

I don't know a lot of people!

In the freezer

Subject: The truth is, my freezer is really full so...if I don't eat, it'll be horrible! The door won't shut!

To: Rick

From: Yuriko

Sat, Mar. 26 at 10:02 PM

The meat is
Beef
Pork
Chicken
It's all here!
Before
I even bought bacon


Also curry
Also meat sauce
Things I can make


Because I bought
Fried fish before

There are even other things...

The meat

Subject: I'm tired of Gyoza and Shumai. I don't want to eat them
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 9:48 PM

I'll eat the meat in the freezer

Don't

Subject: Don't read my emails, it makes me sneeze
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 9:03 PM

It's okay

Subject: It's okay to not read my emails
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 5:01 PM

They must be punished

Subject: Of course, I'm no good
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 12:16 AM

This morning, I dreamed I went back to the world after death
It comforted me

Because I am actually a dead human

That is
Because my life was extended
I always
Even now
Cannot consent

Because I have not love and marriage
I have karma in exchange for love and marriage⇒I have been given homework
That's why
I had Sex

This time,
The debt
The personal bankruptcy
The earthquake
The water
I'm
tired
Rick's Shikoku
The telephone call with Becky was really a shock
Sneeze cough
Things are destroyed
In the middle of the night, things with Rick
Are
Tiring


Things with Higeyoshi
Things with Yoshitake
Things with the Prime Minister
Are things that cannot be forgiven
So, they must be punished

The four reactors at Toden may explode

Things said to Jacob

Subject: Things said to Jacob
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Fri, Mar 25 at 11:16 PM

After Rick went back to America
I worried, so I contacted Jacob

After that
Your fuck-buddie Becky
Called my cell phone
We talked about things
For Rick, if there's no Sex
He won't even think of marriage
So
I'm not having sex with Rick


I told Jacob
I am not
Dating
Rick


If Rick won't think about marriage if there's no sex,
I won't have sex with Rick
So
No matter who I have sex with
It's nothing to do with Rick

Therefore
Rich should not concern himself
With my Sex


Consequently
Don't bother
Reading my emails

If you understand

Subject: If you understand, it's fine
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Fri, Mar 25 at 2:22 PM

WTF?

Subject: What? What is it?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Fri, Mar 25, at 2:19 PM

It's just an email about plum wine!

Hey, you're at work!
Do your job

Got it?

Plum Wine

Subject: I made plum wine
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Fri, Mar 25 at 1:49 PM

I made plum wine for the first time
But
Anyone can make it
So
Rick, who can cook, can even make it in America!

At your job

Subject: Tired
To: Rick 
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 31 at 5:25 AM

Goodnight
Rick
Work hard
At your job

Kyu Yoshitake

Subject: If you're going to destroy things, please do it to Kyu Yoshitake
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24, at 11:15 PM

He's the reason my love and marriage and job are all blocked.

My karma

Subject: I think the earthquake made the Earth scream a little
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24, 9:25 PM

Nostrodamus' prophecies
Are not yet
Come to completion
And
That's just
What I think


My personal, original karma is
Finishing

It's just
I, love and marriage
Were not my karma
That's all


Because I am working for the sake of other people
Suicide is unforgivable
A living hell
The living world
Not going to it
Is not allowed



From now on
In exchange for love and marriage
My karma will dry up and
I will become only unconsciousness

Rick has psychic powers
More powerful than me
I can only receive
I'm just
Tired

My kettle

Subject: You broke my kettle, didn't you?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Thu, Mar 24 at 4:28 PM

Jeeze!
Again, money is...

It's easier to get a man who's free

Subject: I just ate

To: Rick

From: Yuriko

Thu, Mar 24 at 3:23 PM

What?

Spaghetti with meat sauce

Egg sandwich

Tangerine

Rice crackers

That's what I ate.

A diet?

I'm on one!

I just sneezed a bunch of times

During work

I'm not busy at all.

When there is a woman

It's busy

Because there hasn't been a sneeze

Yesterday, I was, in the the rain

So

I caught a cold

So

I took medicine and took care of myself

Because even when I mail Rick

There is no reply

There are times I think "am I a freak or something?"

Stalker?

Is

Not in my nature

So, that's not it

Why?

Men who have Sex with other women

Like those women more than me

So

Even if I chase after 

It means nothing

To the contrary

It's easier to get a man who's free

The reason is, that woman won't want to break up and will fight back

It's strange!

Because Rick is different from normal people

I worry!

There is communication

You're not separated

So it seems

Something is there

Something cannot be erased

I sneeze

I cough

Things disappear

Give me back my flashlight!

I need it back now!

So

I'm in trouble

What should I do?

I don't understand

Recently

It's like

Rick is near me

This presence

Has been here since February

I just sneezed now

Are you listening?

Ugh, c'mon.

Twilight

Maybe

Edward and

Even and

Larry

Are cool, but

They're not for me...

French films are black and white so

The first Beauty and the Beast

Is

Old, but

It moved me.

Maybe it's from Rick's grandfather's time?