Thursday, December 1, 2011

Subject: Fw: Mototaka Shito is following you on Twitter! 
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27 at 1:57 PM


[Form letter from Twitter]

A letter to the American Ambassador

Subject: I'm kinda sneezing
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27 at 1:56 PM

When I wrote on Twitter
I got an email
If I read it
I'll forward it

I wrote a letter
To the American ambassador
In Japan, but

Japanese people look young, so
What do you think about that?
That's what
I wrote

A small world

Subject: Are you watching TV?
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sun, Mar 27, 12:27 PM

My trouble ex-boyfriend Higeyoshi is at
A Radiation Research Laboratory in Chiba Prefecture,
Higeyoshi is a doctor specializing in radiation

The director was my superior when I worked at the Science and Technology Agency,
And he was like my older brother

When I was chosen to work for the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, Mr. Tamura gave me some wine
And
He helped me when there was trouble in the workplace, his specialty was fusion and plutonium
The three of us get along at work

I don't know a lot of people!

In the freezer

Subject: The truth is, my freezer is really full so...if I don't eat, it'll be horrible! The door won't shut!
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar. 26 at 10:02 PM

The meat is
Beef
Pork
Chicken
It's all here!
Before
I even bought bacon


Also curry
Also meat sauce
Things I can make


Because I bought
Fried fish before

There are even other things...

The meat

Subject: I'm tired of Gyoza and Shumai. I don't want to eat them
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 9:48 PM

I'll eat the meat in the freezer

Don't

Subject: Don't read my emails, it makes me sneeze
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 9:03 PM

It's okay

Subject: It's okay to not read my emails
To: Rick
From: Yuriko
Sat, Mar 26 at 5:01 PM